Killing English I can see you guys laughing with tears in your eyes

 01. Man tells his friend: My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter.

02. Hi, my name is Sangeeta, married with two kids.

03. Don't laugh, otherwise I'll fall down your teeth.

04. Teacher to student: Pick up the paper and fall in dustbin.

05. Why do you keep rotating near girl's hostel.

06. Santa tells Banta: First I will marry my sister. Then my father will marry me.

07. you hang the chart there... or i will hang myself

08. My vaathiyaar introduced his two sons to me. My top son Ramesh and my bottom son Suresh.

09. You three of you, stand together separately.

10. Take 5 cm wire of any length

11. why are you looking at the monkey outside when i am standing here?

12. be quiet. Principal passed away just now

13. all of you stand in a straight circle

14. I have two daughters....both of them are girls

15. open the windows.... let the atmosphere come in

16. why are you so late? Say yes or no...

17. both of you three get out of the class