Investment

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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Computer

Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw...

Law of Telephone

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.

LAW OF WORKSHOP:
Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessible corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything is possible if u don't know what u r talking about...

Terrorible English

Terrorible English by School P.T sir:

1.There is no wind in the football.

2.I talk,he talk, Why you middle talk?

3.You rotate the ground four times.

4.You go 'n understnd the tree.

5. I'll give you clap.

6. Bring your parents with Your Mom 'n Dad

7.Why Haircut not cut?
   

After Engagement

AFTER ENGAGEMENT:
HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No. never!
SHE: Do U love me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I would rather die than do it.
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
SHE: Will you hurt me?
HE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
SHE: Can I trust you?
HE: Yes.
SHE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
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Is this justice

If A Girl Laughs Loudly She Is Cheerful
If A Boy Laughs Loudly He Is Manner less

If A Girl Talks Sweetly She Is Charming
If A Boy Talks Sweetly He Is A Flirt

If A Girl Is Shopping She Is Trendy
If A Boy Is Shopping He Is Wasting Money

If A Girl Is Silent She Is Feeling Sad
If A Boy Is Silent He Is Being Rude

If Girls Walk In A Group Its A Group
If Boys Walk In A Group Its A GANG.. !

Finance Minister

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.

Which Read:

"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"

Female tear

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!