Funny Quotes

Public via internet

I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.

Life

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

Beer

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!

Slut

I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut...

 

Internet virus

Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...