Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant. Marriage is a take home pack.
Love is watching movie on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.. :)
(A guy at work asks girl out on a date, and since she like him a lot, She say yes. They agree to meet in this new restaurant after her shift’s done. Unfortunately it has snowed, and everything is covered in ice and snow. Girl get lost, and after driving around aimlessly, she decide to give up and go home. Girl realize she forgot to exchange numbers, so she can’t call to apologize. The next day…)
Guy: “Hey, where were you?!”
Girl: “I’m so sorry about that! I got lost because of the snow!”
Guy: “Well, why didn’t you call me to say that?”
Girl: “I don’t have your number.”
Guy: “Well you could’ve asked for it!”
Girl: “I’m sorry; I forgot.”
Guy: “Yeah. Sure you did! Just admit that you don’t think I’m hot!”
(Girl standing in the bathroom washing her face. She’ve been under a lot of stress, so she have been breaking out a lot more than she used to. Her boyfriend comes in and points.)
Boyfriend: “Eeeeeww! What’s on your face?!”
Girl: “You’re such a jerk! You know I hate when you do that!”
Boyfriend: *hugs me* “I love you no matter what, my beautiful pizza face!”
When a Guy does Something
Girl : You broke my Favorite
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!!
Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
A girl says, "I'm having heart surgery today." The boy says, "I know." The girl says, "I love you!" The boy says, "I love you more, much much more!" After the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father was next to her bed. The girl says, "Where is he?" The father responded, "You don't know who gave you the heart?" The girl says, "What???" and starts crying. The father says, "I'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom."
About a year had passed since my amicable divorce, and I decided it was time to start dating again. Unsure how to begin, I thought I’d scan the personals column of my local newspaper. I came across three men who seemed like they’d be promising candidates. A couple of days later, I was checking my messages and discovered one from my ex-husband. “I was over visiting the kids yesterday,” he said. “While I was there I happened to notice you had circled some ads in the paper. Don’t bother calling the guy in the second column. I can tell you right now it won’t work out. That guy is me.”