Two Thousand Miles

There is a California dude going through a desert. He's wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman.

He's having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching.

He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully: "Hey dudes how far is the sea?" They look at each other and say: "Two thousand miles!"

And he says: "Wow what a cool beach!!!"

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