Something Gross at the Grocery Store

Category: Funny Poems

Something's gross,
At the grocery store,
I don’t know what it can be...
It’s green, it’s slimy,
It sorta’ rotten,
It’s grosser than gross,
You’ll see...
Somethings' gross,
At the grocery store,
Nobody knows what it is...
It wiggles it wobbles,
It jiggles it joggles,
It’s dripping disgusting fruit fizz...
Something's gross,
At the grocery store,
I hope they clean it up soon...
It’s moving it’s spreading,
It’s creeping it’s crawling,
It’s shriveling up like a prune...
Something's gross,
At the grocery store,
I think I know what I’ll do...
I’m doing my shopping,
In a store that’s not gross,
I suggest you go shopping there too...

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