Soldier to General

Soldier to General: Sir! A small enemy group is attacking..

General: Quickly bring me my red shirt..

"After Enemies Defeat"

Soldier: Sir why the red shirt?

General: In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would'nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier: Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General: Hurry up! Bring me My Yellow Trousers...

Share / Add Comment
Add Comments
Category: Funny Sms
LATEST FUNNY VIDEOS
See video
Funny rude british receptionist
See video
Mr Bean at the dentist
See video
Runaway Paramedic
LATEST FUNNY IMAGES
Creative peoeple
wish we can do this often
funny pedicure
my brain is outside
Veg Bomb
Amazing Illusion - Negative to Real Photo by seeing 30 sec
creative garden ideas
Arnold-Xray-787x1024
image (88)
My Best Half