Open Mind

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.

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Involvement vs commitment

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

Life

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

Children

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

Honors on head

"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head."

Multiple personalities

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Public via internet

I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.

Comparsion of elder and younger

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

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