Money

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Add Comments
Read Related Jokes >

Facebook addict

I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!

Richest people

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

Public via internet

I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.

Childs Menu

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Three stages

"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

Friendship

Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.

Comparsion of elder and younger

"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."

Category: Funny Quotes