"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Opposite of profound truth
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Honors on head
"The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head."
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.