Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
"The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth."
Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.
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