In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
A Wife Hit Her Husband
A Wife Hit Her Husband With Frying Pan:
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your Pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played a Race last week and Jenny was the name of my Horse.
Next day, Wife again hit him with the Frying Pan.
Wife: Your Horse is on the Phone.
From Harvard Oxford Texas
4 Students:1 Frm HARVARD
1 Frm OXFORD
1 TEXAS &Sardar G Frm PUNJAB UNVRSITY
1comon Ques:Wat Is d Fastst Thing In World?
tTEXAS: Blink of Eye
SARDAR: Loose Motion Bcoz Last Nght
I Ws Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn On d Light" It Ws Al Over.
A Boy texts a girl
A Boy texts a girl
Girl: Hi! What u doing?
Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Girl: Aww How cute!
Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m texting U! :D
Soldier to General
Soldier to General: Sir! A small enemy group is attacking..
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemies Defeat"
Soldier: Sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would'nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier: Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General: Hurry up! Bring me My Yellow Trousers...
A boy called FM radio & said
A boy called FM radio & said: I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu. Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse? Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"