Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
A Hot Slice Of Honest Love
(Girl standing in the bathroom washing her face. She’ve been under a lot of stress, so she have been breaking out a lot more than she used to. Her boyfriend comes in and points.)
Boyfriend: “Eeeeeww! What’s on your face?!”
Girl: “You’re such a jerk! You know I hate when you do that!”
Boyfriend: *hugs me* “I love you no matter what, my beautiful pizza face!”
A girl says, "I'm having heart surgery today." The boy says, "I know." The girl says, "I love you!" The boy says, "I love you more, much much more!" After the surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father was next to her bed. The girl says, "Where is he?" The father responded, "You don't know who gave you the heart?" The girl says, "What???" and starts crying. The father says, "I'm just kidding, he went to the bathroom."
An Icy Start To The Relationship
(A guy at work asks girl out on a date, and since she like him a lot, She say yes. They agree to meet in this new restaurant after her shift’s done. Unfortunately it has snowed, and everything is covered in ice and snow. Girl get lost, and after driving around aimlessly, she decide to give up and go home. Girl realize she forgot to exchange numbers, so she can’t call to apologize. The next day…)
Guy: “Hey, where were you?!”
Girl: “I’m so sorry about that! I got lost because of the snow!”
Guy: “Well, why didn’t you call me to say that?”
Girl: “I don’t have your number.”
Guy: “Well you could’ve asked for it!”
Girl: “I’m sorry; I forgot.”
Guy: “Yeah. Sure you did! Just admit that you don’t think I’m hot!”
A couple are getting ready for bed after a long day’s work. “I look in the mirror, and I see an old lady,” the woman says to her husband. “My face is all wrinkled, and I’m sagging and bagging all over. And look at this flab on my arms.” Her husband is silent. “Hey!” she says, turning to him. “Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.” “Well,” he says, “your eyesight is still great.”
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Love and Marriage
Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant. Marriage is a take home pack.
Love is watching movie on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
Conclusion: Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener.. :)