A boy called FM radio & said: I’ve found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Ram new road, Kathmandu. Radio Jockey: How honest so you want to return his purse? Boy: no.. I just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly
& prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write God a letter, requesting Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,
they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused,
that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be alot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20
& decided to write a thank you note to God.
"Dear God, thank you very much for sending the money.
However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Islamabad & those bloody donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes!"
Soldier to General
Soldier to General: Sir! A small enemy group is attacking..
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemies Defeat"
Soldier: Sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would'nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..
Soldier: Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..
General: Hurry up! Bring me My Yellow Trousers...
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
Difference between Complete n Finished
No English Dictionary Has Been Able To Explain
The Difference Between The Two Words COMPLETE And FINISHED,
In A Way That's Easy To Understand.
Some People Say
There Is No Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I Beg To Differ Because,
There Is : When You Marry The Right Woman,
You Are "COMPLETE"...
When You Marry The Wrong One,
You Are "FINISHED"!
When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One,
You Are ..."COMPLETELY FINISHED" !
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.