Never believe in 3 people:
Sagittarius, Aries, Pisces
They are the most selfish and mean. :/
Never lose 3 people:
Taurus, Cancer, Capricorn
They are the most sincere and true lovers..
Never share with 3 people:
Virgo, Libra, Scorpio
They can never keep secrets and cheat people by crocodile tears :/
Never reject 3 people:
Leo, Gemini, Aquarius
They are true,honest friends and never think bad for any one..?
which one is yours???? :D
Girl- which computer do u have?
Boy- I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card B-)
Boy- which computer do YOU have???
Girl- A PINK ONE !!
Wht to say nw...
Question paper in year 2050
Question Paper in year 2050:
1. Name the cities of Pakistan where Electricity is found.
2. How does Sugar taste? Explain in your Own words.
3. Draw a Neat and Labeled Diagram of a Suicide Jacket.
4. In Ancient Times, What was Petrol Used for? Support your answer with examples
Difference between Complete n Finished
No English Dictionary Has Been Able To Explain
The Difference Between The Two Words COMPLETE And FINISHED,
In A Way That's Easy To Understand.
Some People Say
There Is No Difference Between COMPLETE & FINISHED.
I Beg To Differ Because,
There Is : When You Marry The Right Woman,
You Are "COMPLETE"...
When You Marry The Wrong One,
You Are "FINISHED"!
When The Right One Catches You With The Wrong One,
You Are ..."COMPLETELY FINISHED" !
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
HE: I waited so long for this.
SHE: Do U want me to leave?
HE: No. never!
SHE: Do U love me?
HE: Yes I did, I'm doing & I'll do.
SHE: Did you ever cheat me?
HE: I would rather die than do it.
SHE: Will you kiss me?
HE: Surely, it's my pleasure.
SHE: Will you hurt me?
HE: No way, I'm not such a kind of person.
SHE: Can I trust you?
SHE: Oh, Darling!
To know AFTER WEDDING:
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Brilliant answers by the student who got 0%?
1)In which battle did Tippu sultan die?
A-In his last battle!
2)Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A-At the bottom of the page.
3)What's the main reason 4 divorce?
4)Ganga flows in which state?
5)when was Mahatma Gandhi born?
A-On his birthday.
6) How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
A-By preparing mango shake.!!