Elevator

Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags. He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him.

`Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don`t mean I`m stupid! I paid good money, and this room won`t do at all! It`s too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there`s not even a bed!`

The bellboy looks at Santa and says, `Sir, this isn`t your room, it`s the elevator!`

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"I stole a dress, your honour," replies Banta.

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