Doctor And An Engineer

Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store...

As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...

As they left the store, doctor said to Engineer : "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that"

Engineer replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Engineer said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?"

The Shop boy replied: "Yes...!!!"

Engineer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"

The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too...

The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"

Engineer replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them...!"

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