"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
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