Classic insult

Santa & a girl standing on the bus stop:

Santa to ladki: Nice lipstick.

Girl: Thanks.

Santa: Nice top and jeans

Girl: Thanks.

Santa: Nice ear-rings

Girl: Thanks.

Santa: Nice neckless.

Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

Santa: Very strange, phir bhi tum sundar nahi lag rahi ho.

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Sardar and hidden Camera

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?” Santa : “Hidden camera!” Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?” Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

Bathing santa

Banta came to meet Santa at his house.

He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked.

"Come on Santa, aren't you ashamed? Why don't you wear something?", said Banta.

Santa sheepishly ran into the bathroom and came back wearing his slippers.

 

Radio

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

My Friend Circle

Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

"Was it my friend Banta", he demanded.

"No !" his weeping wife replied.

"Was it my friend Ramta then?" he asked.

"No !!!" she said even more upset.

"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?" he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" Jeeto snapped.

Outside a clinic

Two Sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the

other asked,”Why are you crying?”

The first one replied, “I came here for blood test.”

Second one asked, “So, are you afraid?”

First one replied, “No, not that during the blood test they cut my finger.”

Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other,

“Why are you crying?”

The other replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

The trip to the sun

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the

moon.

We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Sardar Jokes in Police Jobs

Sardar ji in NYPD

Santa Singh went to apply for job in New York Police department and got an interview. NYPD asked Sardar – Who murdered Abraham Lincoln?
Santa said – I will find out. Thanks for giving me the job.