Church Joke

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Ramu: "It's a family tradition".
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Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
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Ramu: "She's a woman".

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"Will that be paper or plastic?"

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Teacher: Paul. Give me a sentence beginning with "I".
Paul: I is the...

Teacher: No, Paul . You must say "I am" not "I is."
John: All right.  I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Late to class

One girl comes late to class.

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Girl : One boy was following me sir boy following girl

Professor : So,what?
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly.