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Children

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

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Public via internet

I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.

Monkeys type writers

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."

Men

Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.

Life

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

Multiple personalities

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

Penis and a brain

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

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