Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Your friendship means so much to me that... When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump out a window, I laugh some more.
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured.
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!
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