Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.
Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.
Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via the Internet.
Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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