What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Teacher to students: can anyone tell a word which has more than 1000 letters in it?
Sam suddenly stands up and said “postbox”!
Sun is closer
Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
Q: What was the geometry student looking for at the beach?
A: A tangent.
Longitude and Latitude
A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose
I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15
minutes east longitude…?”
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."