15 Funny School Jokes and Pictures for you

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Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?


Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



Hate me


Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"




“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding


out her hand.

“My dog ate it,” was his solemn response.

“Johnny, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?”

“It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear it is,” insisted Johnny. “I had to smear it with honey,

but I finally got him to eat it.”



School teacher message to parents


An elementary school teacher sends this note to

All parents on the first day of school.


"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,

I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.


Concise creative writing

A university creative writing class is asked to write essays containing these four elements: religion, royalty, seexx and mystery.


The prize-winning essay reads: "My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder whose it is?"

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