Here are some funny marriage quotes, which is sure to lighten your mood. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. Every couple will go through some rough patches in their life, but that's not permanent. When you grow old together and think of the hiccup moments, you are sure to have a hearty laugh. Some marriages are scary, of instance, "Marriage is like a walk in the park.. Jurassic Park". It so hilarious to imagine people as massive dinosaurs munching on each other's head. Marriage should always be about sharing and respecting other's choices. Two golden rules to a happy marriage: 1. The wife is always right. 2. When you feel she is wrong, slap yourself and READ rule number 1 again. This is a killer funny marriage quote. So hilarious.